Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Your Suspicions Confirmed

Those who regularly read the blog know that I've had my share of run-ins with white folks, and vice-versa. Lest you think that my humorous accounts aren't reflective of reality, here is some scientific proof, courtesy of my homie, JC.

It's settled: white people are scared of me, and I am scared of them. Now what?

9 Comments:

Blogger piu piu said...

does this mean that those of us in an interracial relationship can justifiably claim to be 'doing our bit for society'?

7:20 AM  
Blogger The Quintessential Negro said...

I think those of us in interracial relationships deserve some sort of government tax credit. We're the glue that holds society together. And last time I checked, glue wasn't free.

9:08 AM  
Blogger Prince Akeem said...

I agree, I would gladly accept a tax credit, especially since we wont be getting reparations any time soon.

12:22 PM  
Blogger The Quintessential Negro said...

Prince Akeem,
You are from Zamunda. You're a prince! You aren't entitled to reparations.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those nerds interested in further investigating this phenomenon, the studies done of individuals who are born blind and suddenly gain sight (and I don't mean watch that "At First Sight" piece of S#%*!) are fascinating. These experiments provide undeniable empirical evidence that we're all taught perception.

-Josh

1:43 PM  
Blogger Prince Akeem said...

Good point Quint. I almost forgot that I never actually renounced my throne. It's been so long since I've been home, and my boy Semi has vanished. When he turns up there will be a misunderstanding on sight.

3:16 PM  
Blogger The Quintessential Negro said...

Damn, where's Semi?

3:40 PM  
Blogger Prince Akeem said...

I heard a rumor that Semi was in Vegas, but I can't be sure. That bastard wont return my calls. You know he always liked the fast life.

6:56 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

all ya'll crazy. when i need a laugh i read this crazy ass blog. lmao

4:30 PM  

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